Ali’s rules for nap taking: 1) Find most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2) Make sure said furniture is beneath a ceiling fan. 3) Stare at the ceiling fan. Stare at one of your dads. Continue until dad turns ceiling fan on high. Ignore all 
comments pertaining to “You’re spoiling her!” 4) Position yourself so that as much flesh as possible is in the breeze from the ceiling fan. The “road kill” position is always a good choice. 5) Abandon all modesty, decency and dignity. 6) Glare at your dads if you are awakened by a poorly timed phone call, doorbell or inconsiderate cat.
